How to keep Her happy

A big task indeed. What a lot of blokes forget is that when God made woman for man, "as a companion for him", it wasn't just for 5 minutes of her busy day . Her needs and yours maybe so complex that you both need at least twice that for each other. In 100 words or less tell us about it ,or another 10 minutes max. Have fun if you can, making it happen here! Questions welcome

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Listen - its easier that way/

Nothing more is needed to say.....  
Three men were hiking through a forest...
 When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
 
 Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
 Poof!!!
 God gave him big arms and strong legs...
 And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
 
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
 
 And he was able to row across
In about an hour
After almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
 
'God, please give me the strength, the tools
And the intelligence to cross the river'
 Poof!!!
 HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
 She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
 
 And walked across the bridge
 Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
Do it the way your wife told you! 
 GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
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